Monday, May 21, 2012

'The Song of the Sea' Multimedia on Canvas 2012

There once was a girl who had not always been a girl&sometimes she still dreamed of going home to the Sea. She loved her prince very much...but his touch was dry&hot&scratched across the newness of her pink flesh&she could feel him stealing her breath when they kissed.Her legs never quite felt steady on land so her gait was like a sailor walking on a great ship&her hips rolled like waves with each unsure step. When the longing overcame her she would stand on the shore&tears like pearls would fall on her breast as the Ocean sang&embraced the setting sun.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I wanna be your Fantasy (Island)

I'm doing some 4"x4" pieces for fun...I know it's a "BIGGER IS BETTER"world but I've always been a fan of the little things. Viewing some 14th century middle eastern work through a magnifying glass recently was particularly inspiring~ the details were tantalizing! WTF did they paint with?! A single hair by candle light most likely, having fasted into some sort of transcendental state. I'm not quite there but this is what I came up with...

Monday, February 6, 2012

Permanent Vacation

I've come to a realization: I should retire(as in no longer work!) Can't I just paint,garden,cook,smoke,play with puppies&drink tea? Perhaps some afternoon delight,stretching&a snuggle nap...dreamy. I've been quite inspired&productive-just not to get a job. Anyone out there who want's a housewife- I will take care of business! Blowjobbing to baby bearing with a smile on my face&a song in my farts. Anyhew,untill that glorious day this is what I've been up to...
Mosaic with painted rocks.

Soul Kiss/Rubbin' Dicks Multimedia on Canvas 2012

Stay Gold Superpussy Multimedia on Canvas 2012
Sprinkled Ice Cream Heels.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Nesting

I made this stone "nest" today for the drain in our backyard from rocks&an old cracked flower pot. Though it dosen't rain much in SoCA when it does this area get's flooded,so hopefully this will help...any excuse to play with rocks! It's also SO much more fufilling to beautify your surroundings when the land belongs to your family&not some slum lord(fuck that noise.)

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Best Coast

Greetings from sunny Sin Dingo! I'm finally recovering from a very stressfull move cross country from Portland ME to San Diego CA...even my art has arrived safe&sound after being shipped via Grayhound. One of my major motivations for this move was to hopefully find a more responsive&inclusive art community because that was NOT the case in Maine(so very conservitiveZzZzZ.)I feel the color&culture of this place will only further my artistic growth&I hope to find people who inspire me to reach new creative levels. At least I won't have to deal with another East Coast winter&the seasonal depression that has gripped me in it's icy claws for the last 5years!
I've started to learn how to make mosaics from an old friend Kirstin*&am helping her with beautiful seaweed&mirror fish shower piece.She works out of a "dungeon" in our old High School- it's trippy! I've also been enjoying the sky(my new house has a great view,)playing with babies,watching too much TV&drinkng alot of tea. On a bad note my beloved pigdog Tipsy has been very ill with an enlarged heart,fluid in her lungs,anemia&a skin infection. She's on a perscription diet&9 pills daily&her vet bills are adding the fuck up yo! At least my vet is silver fox handsome&has a soothing manner. 

* Kirstin Green Mosaics http://www.greensmosaic.com/  

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Burner

Away she goes to grace a man den&inspire metal music~ Smoke bellowing from three fanged mouths,evil reeking from every pore.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Service the Industry

I've been working at my present employer for almost five years-during that time I've watched it morph from a happy "family" into a corporate soap opera. Gone are the days of good times,sharing&caring-also gone are most of my beloved coworkers&the sense of teamwork really making the dream work. Fear of corprate overlords is the new banner hanging from the rafters,gossip the muzak constantly droning mindlessly in the background. Between "Secret Shoppers"&just the usual "I had a stressful day/life so I'm going to take it out on this Server/Peon"waiting on tables there has become hellish&for the most part unprofitable(10-15% not including drinks is the new 20%,thanks Oprah.) Worst of all is the trickle down of being shit on: The Big Dicks shit on the little dicks who shit on the rest of us to feel better about being shit on in the 1st place. I learned long ago to adhere the old adage "Don't shit where you eat"&in this situation that applies to a number of things:Don't fuck your coworkers&don't fuck your coworkers over for starters. I can only hope to move on from serving the industry to bettering myself,because 20 years is a long time waiting on others.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

HELLOWEENIE WHOREPAINT

Dia de los Muertos Sugar Skull

Blood Red

Zombie Jeffree Star

"I'm wetter than SEA WORLD bitches!"

Getting away with murder.

Undead fierceness.

Amy as Zombie Audry Hepburn

Glamor&Rot
Halloween is my most favoritest Helladay! You would think after all the years of working at vintage&costume stores that would not be the case but nothing can sway my love of these days. While most of the world uses the holiday to dress in drag or slutty I love to um,dress in slutty drag!Sunday(the day before)this year I went for a traditional Sugar Skull&painted my new housemate Amy up as a zombie Audry Hepburn for a little Cocktails&Entrails at our Casa de los Muertos. We drank Hot Toddies&Carrot Cake shots&ate eyeball cupcakes(made by CupKate)&other festive fare! For the night of I attended a Zombie Dance party all by my lonesome dressed as the fabulous JEFFREE STAR in Zombie form&danced in the corner like the creep I am.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Pony Girl/Stay Gold

This sweet pony girl went out today bound for Buffalo NY to go live with a boy I used to know many moons ago who's never bought a piece of art in his life! That's what I like,art for my people not as a product.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

100 flights of fancy


When I came across Bamboo Cutting Boards for a $1@Ye Olde Christmas Tree Shop I thought to myself "These would be so great to paint on,I should by 100!"(So I did.) Seemingly endless Milk Maids,Mustache Rides,Glitter Beards,Unicorns,Rainbows,Lightning Bolts,Googlie Eyes,Rinestones&Porn Collages later...Now I'm thinking "Woah,I'm almost out of boards~what am I going to do next?!"

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ice cream dreams


I scream,you scream,we all scream! Not exactly subtle,but certainly a bit smother going down...
P.S. On the lookout for images of ladies enjoying,uh,dessert ;) that can be remixed for this series.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

New directions






I've been tweaking my art work in a bit of a new direction...leaving out so much text&a bit more to the imagination. Panties,hot pants&Ice Cream cones have been helpful in this venture...not that I'm changing the subject matter,just adding layers.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Downward facing Dog

Today was a suicide grey&unyeilding air thick with tears almost about to heave&sob wracked with utter&complete sadness what a waste youth&beauty destroyed&left for others to try and wash away doubts what if what if

Monday, June 6, 2011

Stop repressin' my artistical expression!

Again with the "WARNING!WARNING!YOUR ART IS A VIOLATION" (This time by the squares at Faceb**k,again.)Would this be the case if I were a man-or is it just because I choose to express images of powerful women exploding with sexual energy? Vagina art is evidently far more shocking that the traditional phallic route(one that I'm also very fond of,yet this is never a problem.) Well suck it Haters,I don't paint for your lame asses anyhow! I pulled all my art off that social net working sight&will now only be sharing with those who care...like YOU,whom I appreciate greatly. xoxo me

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

JAPAN vs. Ultramegaquake&Tsunami Mami





I wanted to do something to support the people of Japan&all I can really do is get all artsy fartsy all up in the hizzy so that's what I did. Not sure what to do with it now but it's done! In the tradition of Godzilla battling his enemies against the Tokyo skyline...

Monday, March 21, 2011

Let them eat skate!


I painted these recently as a donation to help the children of Old Orchard Beach get a skate park built so they will shred instead of shooting up crack in to they eyeballs or having babies when they is babies. Grind your ollies out gnarly little dudes&dudettes!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

On the Verge...


FINALLY finished&sent in the Sketchbook Project 3,now off to Merchwhore (again) for Universal Order of Armageddon for what will hopefully be total awesomeness. How could it not be?* I'm Stoaked!

* How indeed...Colin could get caught in some Plague web of pukey&I could spend the last half of my trip hanging out with his folks. I was just lucky they are lovely people&put up with me! I did find my favorite new place to be:
The American Visionary Art Museum
http://www.avam.org

Monday, January 10, 2011

More pages for the Sketchbook Project...

Mi Vida Loca

Lali the baby Goddess

Bronzarella

Blingie

All I want for Xmas are some Gold Front Teeth
The Deadline is coming up (1/15) so I've been working like a busy little beaver to fill up every last page with goodness! I'm even cleaning my shit up a bit so as not to bunch any panties...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Best Ever

I decided this blog thingie was becoming not so much about the art but more about things I liked&that influence me. So I started another to keep things real yo,that ones about things so this one can just be about art. http://aiyanalikes.blogspot.com/

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Bring it 2011

EXHALE/ANTIPODES/FREEWAY Multimedia on Canvas 2010
Pages 2&3 from "Happy Thoughts"Sketchbook
 HARPY EWE EARS! Living in the Land of Bad Babies&Long"DRY"Spells gives me plenty of time to work on various arts&crafts,the latest being the most recent round of the Sketchbook Project through the Brooklyn Art Library. I had contributed the Canvas Project 3 with a Triptic for the given words EXHALE,ANTIPODES&FREEWAY a few months back but this latest body of work is much more involved. I'm trying to recreate the look&feel of one of my many "Black Books" from years past...sketchbooks that traveled&lived with me. My subject title is "Happy Thoughts"&as usual that can mean many things...
The Sketchbook Project: 2011 » Art House Co-op | We build art projects and communities

Sunday, December 19, 2010

#99 Chad VanGaalen - Willow Tree

I love Chad Van Gaalen&everything he does as an artist&musician(including every word that I've ever heard come out of his mouth.)When I saw him preform this song live I cried like a baby-he had no strap for his banjo&was standing like a crane holding it up with his leg. Afterwords when I went over to thank him for playing we had a moment...he is a warm,lovely human with the most perfect teeth I've ever seen in my life. To think he comes up with all this shit alone in his basement in Canada is pretty mind blowing.

Black Mold: Metal Spiderwebs

Monday, December 13, 2010

Cathy's House!

VERMILION PLEASURE NIGHT OPTIC EROTICA
Imported from JAPAN for your pleasure.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Dancing with myself.

 Blah,blah,blah,some bullshit...
"The decision not to show your work was a complicated one, and it was not up to me, but **** and the owners of the shop decided not to have a solo show of your work because of problems that we had with a couple of previous shows that had graphic sexual content. All of us at the gallery would like to be adults about these things, but it's obvious that a lot of other people outside of here can't be, and that's really unfortunate. We'd love to have you participate in our group shows, and we'd be happy to talk to you more about showing with us if we can find a common ground on that issue."
Granted much of my work is sexual in nature,but then again most of LIFE is sexual nature&for the record this is a Tattoo Shop/Gallery wherein one must be 18+ to ENTER. Clearly all my work is not "Graphic" so I am unsure as to why they didn't even talk to me before rejecting my having a showing on that basis.It's frustrating for me as an artist to be sitting on a huge body of work with NOWHERE (non virtual) to show...So I'll just keep slapping it up here on you my friend,the INTERWEB. Here are some of the twinkly little stars in my Casa de la Artista that I haven't already shared with you here...
 "Cream" Multimedia on Wood 2009
 "Leche" Enamel&Acrylic on Wood 2009
 "Free Rides" Multimedia on Bamboo Board 2010
 "Guts" Enamel on Bamboo Board 2009
 "Ram Das/Pinky Shy Love Strong" Multimedia on Canvas 2010
 "3 Headed Dragon" Remixed Incense Burner 2010
 "Sweet Jesus" Remixed Wall Hanging 2010
 "Full Flex NINJA" Remixed Benihana Cup 2010
 "HAHA" Multimedia on Wood 2010
 "Scissor Sisters" Remixed Vintage Figurines 2009
 "Fresh Cream" Multimedia on Bamboo Board 2010
 "Glitter Piss" Multimedia on Canvas 2010
 "Frenchy" Remixed Vintage Figurine 2009
 "Fancy" Remixed Vintage Figurine 2009
                                                  "Hard Candy" Remixed Vintage Busts 2009
"Pussy Power"Multimedia on Canvas 2010