Glitter Tears

           "Amanda Lepore Mermaid Making a Unicorn Cry"

 Multimedia on Canvas 2013

A Woman this perfect had to have been born a Man.

SHAZAM!

"Dolly&Leslie" a.k.a. 
"SHAZAM!Your Glamorous." 
Multimedia on Canvas 2013
Sometimes a photograph captures a moment so perfectly very little needs to be said...those also are the times when little needs to be added to achieve the desired effect. You just gotta know when to just stand back&let her shine! Shine on,you crazy diamonds.

33

"33"Remixed Vintage Porcelain Bust 2013

This Gilded Lady Comes From the Deep Sea,Black Gold adorning her porcelain face,Narwals battling across her breast.

Bubbles!

           "Bubbles" Multimedia on Canvas 2013

     Gold Tipped&Gold Toothed,this Sea Maiden is Diving Deep!  

Yum Yum

Yum Yum

Mixed Media on Canvas 2012

Double Fisting Overflowing Ice Cream Cones with Cherries on Top.

                                                       

                                             

                                              

Purest

I find that every time I try to explore the possibility of making commercial,marketable artwork with the possibility of I don't know,actually SELLING something,my creative process comes to a screeching halt. It's like my mind just wonders off somewhere more interesting&I find it impossible to get in to the groove I usually loose myself in. Theres also the fact that my aesthetic is so far removed from the "Norm"I sometimes feel like an alien visitor from another dimension! Perhaps it's because my artwork is the only thing I have never aloud my self to compromise,make excuses for or restrain in any way...most of the time it's so totally organic,very little thought or planning goes in before hand. It simply flows from me onto whatever surface,with whatever medium calls to it. When I actually try to draw or paint something specific,it NEVER ends up looking anything like my assigned subject matter! I often have to draw something multiple times to even get it in the vicinity. Oh hell,oh well~there are worse fates in life than staying true to your heart&never exploiting the only thing that gives your life meaning. You can keep the money honey,I just want to be free...

'pink cheeks' Stoner Rocks

I've been digging a lot in my backyard&there a lot of stones in the hard dry soil there. In addition to edging just about everything with my dirty,rocky treasure I've started painting some.Because another thing I've been digging is Lindsey Wixson's amazing face I tried to capture a bit of her dimpled,big eyed,gap toothed,bee stung beauty. It's like she crawled from my imagination day-glow&dripping with glitter(the only way she could look more perfect to me is if she had a tail or a horn or both.)

I added two tone eyes because they also rock.

Into the Sun Set/Multimedia on Canvas 2012

Don't stop believing.

Gifted to Ms.Tracy Ledbetter,for being awesome.

On Golden Condom/Lucky You 2012

Safe-t slut

'The Song of the Sea' Multimedia on Canvas 2012

There once was a girl who had not always been a girl&sometimes she still dreamed of going home to the Sea. She loved her prince very much...but his touch was dry&hot&scratched across the newness of her pink flesh&she could feel him stealing her breath when they kissed.Her legs never quite felt steady on land so her gait was like a sailor walking on a great ship&her hips rolled like waves with each unsure step. When the longing overcame her she would stand on the shore&tears like pearls would fall on her breast as the Ocean sang&embraced the setting sun.

Ice Cream Pumps Size 6 1/2

I wanna be your Fantasy (Island)

I'm doing some 4"x4" pieces for fun...I know it's a "BIGGER IS BETTER"world but I've always been a fan of the little things. Viewing some 14th century middle eastern work through a magnifying glass recently was particularly inspiring~ the details were tantalizing! WTF did they paint with?! A single hair by candle light most likely, having fasted into some sort of transcendental state. I'm not quite there but this is what I came up with...

Permanent Vacation

I've come to a realization: I should retire(as in no longer work!) Can't I just paint,garden,cook,smoke,play with puppies&drink tea? Perhaps some afternoon delight,stretching&a snuggle nap...dreamy. I've been quite inspired&productive-just not to get a job. Anyone out there who want's a housewife- I will take care of business! Blowjobbing to baby bearing with a smile on my face&a song in my farts. Anyhew,untill that glorious day this is what I've been up to...

Mosaic with painted rocks.

Soul Kiss/Rubbin' Dicks Multimedia on Canvas 2012

Stay Gold Superpussy Multimedia on Canvas 2012

Sprinkled Ice Cream Heels.

Nesting

I made this stone "nest" today for the drain in our backyard from rocks&an old cracked flower pot. Though it dosen't rain much in SoCA when it does this area get's flooded,so hopefully this will help...any excuse to play with rocks! It's also SO much more fufilling to beautify your surroundings when the land belongs to your family&not some slum lord(fuck that noise.)

Best Coast

Greetings from sunny Sin Dingo! I'm finally recovering from a very stressfull move cross country from Portland ME to San Diego CA...even my art has arrived safe&sound after being shipped via Grayhound. One of my major motivations for this move was to hopefully find a more responsive&inclusive art community because that was NOT the case in Maine(so very conservitiveZzZzZ.)I feel the color&culture of this place will only further my artistic growth&I hope to find people who inspire me to reach new creative levels. At least I won't have to deal with another East Coast winter&the seasonal depression that has gripped me in it's icy claws for the last 5years!
I've started to learn how to make mosaics from an old friend Kirstin*&am helping her with beautiful seaweed&mirror fish shower piece.She works out of a "dungeon" in our old High School- it's trippy! I've also been enjoying the sky(my new house has a great view,)playing with babies,watching too much TV&drinkng alot of tea. On a bad note my beloved pigdog Tipsy has been very ill with an enlarged heart,fluid in her lungs,anemia&a skin infection. She's on a perscription diet&9 pills daily&her vet bills are adding the fuck up yo! At least my vet is silver fox handsome&has a soothing manner. 

* Kirstin Green Mosaics http://www.greensmosaic.com/  

Burner

Away she goes to grace a man den&inspire metal music~ Smoke bellowing from three fanged mouths,evil reeking from every pore.

Service the Industry

I've been working at my present employer for almost five years-during that time I've watched it morph from a happy "family" into a corporate soap opera. Gone are the days of good times,sharing&caring-also gone are most of my beloved coworkers&the sense of teamwork really making the dream work. Fear of corprate overlords is the new banner hanging from the rafters,gossip the muzak constantly droning mindlessly in the background. Between "Secret Shoppers"&just the usual "I had a stressful day/life so I'm going to take it out on this Server/Peon"waiting on tables there has become hellish&for the most part unprofitable(10-15% not including drinks is the new 20%,thanks Oprah.) Worst of all is the trickle down of being shit on: The Big Dicks shit on the little dicks who shit on the rest of us to feel better about being shit on in the 1st place. I learned long ago to adhere the old adage "Don't shit where you eat"&in this situation that applies to a number of things:Don't fuck your coworkers&don't fuck your coworkers over for starters. I can only hope to move on from serving the industry to bettering myself,because 20 years is a long time waiting on others.

HELLOWEENIE WHOREPAINT

Dia de los Muertos Sugar Skull

Blood Red

Zombie Jeffree Star

"I'm wetter than SEA WORLD bitches!"

Getting away with murder.

Undead fierceness.

Amy as Zombie Audry Hepburn

Glamor&Rot

Halloween is my most favoritest Helladay! You would think after all the years of working at vintage&costume stores that would not be the case but nothing can sway my love of these days. While most of the world uses the holiday to dress in drag or slutty I love to um,dress in slutty drag!Sunday(the day before)this year I went for a traditional Sugar Skull&painted my new housemate Amy up as a zombie Audry Hepburn for a little Cocktails&Entrails at our Casa de los Muertos. We drank Hot Toddies&Carrot Cake shots&ate eyeball cupcakes(made by CupKate)&other festive fare! For the night of I attended a Zombie Dance party all by my lonesome dressed as the fabulous JEFFREE STAR in Zombie form&danced in the corner like the creep I am.

Pony Girl/Stay Gold

This sweet pony girl went out today bound for Buffalo NY to go live with a boy I used to know many moons ago who's never bought a piece of art in his life! That's what I like,art for my people not as a product.

100 flights of fancy

When I came across Bamboo Cutting Boards for a $1@Ye Olde Christmas Tree Shop I thought to myself "These would be so great to paint on,I should by 100!"(So I did.) Seemingly endless Milk Maids,Mustache Rides,Glitter Beards,Unicorns,Rainbows,Lightning Bolts,Googlie Eyes,Rinestones&Porn Collages later...Now I'm thinking "Woah,I'm almost out of boards~what am I going to do next?!"

Ice cream dreams

I scream,you scream,we all scream! Not exactly subtle,but certainly a bit smother going down...
P.S. On the lookout for images of ladies enjoying,uh,dessert ;) that can be remixed for this series.

New directions

I've been tweaking my art work in a bit of a new direction...leaving out so much text&a bit more to the imagination. Panties,hot pants&Ice Cream cones have been helpful in this venture...not that I'm changing the subject matter,just adding layers.

Downward facing Dog

Today was a suicide grey&unyeilding air thick with tears almost about to heave&sob wracked with utter&complete sadness what a waste youth&beauty destroyed&left for others to try and wash away doubts what if what if

Stop repressin' my artistical expression!

Again with the "WARNING!WARNING!YOUR ART IS A VIOLATION" (This time by the squares at Faceb**k,again.)Would this be the case if I were a man-or is it just because I choose to express images of powerful women exploding with sexual energy? Vagina art is evidently far more shocking that the traditional phallic route(one that I'm also very fond of,yet this is never a problem.) Well suck it Haters,I don't paint for your lame asses anyhow! I pulled all my art off that social net working sight&will now only be sharing with those who care...like YOU,whom I appreciate greatly. xoxo me

JAPAN vs. Ultramegaquake&Tsunami Mami

I wanted to do something to support the people of Japan&all I can really do is get all artsy fartsy all up in the hizzy so that's what I did. Not sure what to do with it now but it's done! In the tradition of Godzilla battling his enemies against the Tokyo skyline...

Let them eat skate!

I painted these recently as a donation to help the children of Old Orchard Beach get a skate park built so they will shred instead of shooting up crack in to they eyeballs or having babies when they is babies. Grind your ollies out gnarly little dudes&dudettes!

On the Verge...

FINALLY finished&sent in the Sketchbook Project 3,now off to Merchwhore (again) for Universal Order of Armageddon for what will hopefully be total awesomeness. How could it not be?* I'm Stoaked!

* How indeed...Colin could get caught in some Plague web of pukey&I could spend the last half of my trip hanging out with his folks. I was just lucky they are lovely people&put up with me! I did find my favorite new place to be:
The American Visionary Art Museum
http://www.avam.org

More pages for the Sketchbook Project...

Mi Vida Loca

Lali the baby Goddess

Bronzarella

Blingie

All I want for Xmas are some Gold Front Teeth

The Deadline is coming up (1/15) so I've been working like a busy little beaver to fill up every last page with goodness! I'm even cleaning my shit up a bit so as not to bunch any panties...