Thursday, December 22, 2011

Best Coast

Greetings from sunny Sin Dingo! I'm finally recovering from a very stressfull move cross country from Portland ME to San Diego CA...even my art has arrived safe&sound after being shipped via Grayhound. One of my major motivations for this move was to hopefully find a more responsive&inclusive art community because that was NOT the case in Maine(so very conservitiveZzZzZ.)I feel the color&culture of this place will only further my artistic growth&I hope to find people who inspire me to reach new creative levels. At least I won't have to deal with another East Coast winter&the seasonal depression that has gripped me in it's icy claws for the last 5years!
I've started to learn how to make mosaics from an old friend Kirstin*&am helping her with beautiful seaweed&mirror fish shower piece.She works out of a "dungeon" in our old High School- it's trippy! I've also been enjoying the sky(my new house has a great view,)playing with babies,watching too much TV&drinkng alot of tea. On a bad note my beloved pigdog Tipsy has been very ill with an enlarged heart,fluid in her lungs,anemia&a skin infection. She's on a perscription diet&9 pills daily&her vet bills are adding the fuck up yo! At least my vet is silver fox handsome&has a soothing manner. 

* Kirstin Green Mosaics  

Sunday, November 27, 2011


Away she goes to grace a man den&inspire metal music~ Smoke bellowing from three fanged mouths,evil reeking from every pore.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Service the Industry

I've been working at my present employer for almost five years-during that time I've watched it morph from a happy "family" into a corporate soap opera. Gone are the days of good times,sharing&caring-also gone are most of my beloved coworkers&the sense of teamwork really making the dream work. Fear of corprate overlords is the new banner hanging from the rafters,gossip the muzak constantly droning mindlessly in the background. Between "Secret Shoppers"&just the usual "I had a stressful day/life so I'm going to take it out on this Server/Peon"waiting on tables there has become hellish&for the most part unprofitable(10-15% not including drinks is the new 20%,thanks Oprah.) Worst of all is the trickle down of being shit on: The Big Dicks shit on the little dicks who shit on the rest of us to feel better about being shit on in the 1st place. I learned long ago to adhere the old adage "Don't shit where you eat"&in this situation that applies to a number of things:Don't fuck your coworkers&don't fuck your coworkers over for starters. I can only hope to move on from serving the industry to bettering myself,because 20 years is a long time waiting on others.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011


Dia de los Muertos Sugar Skull

Blood Red

Zombie Jeffree Star

"I'm wetter than SEA WORLD bitches!"

Getting away with murder.

Undead fierceness.

Amy as Zombie Audry Hepburn

Halloween is my most favoritest Helladay! You would think after all the years of working at vintage&costume stores that would not be the case but nothing can sway my love of these days. While most of the world uses the holiday to dress in drag or slutty I love to um,dress in slutty drag!Sunday(the day before)this year I went for a traditional Sugar Skull&painted my new housemate Amy up as a zombie Audry Hepburn for a little Cocktails&Entrails at our Casa de los Muertos. We drank Hot Toddies&Carrot Cake shots&ate eyeball cupcakes(made by CupKate)&other festive fare! For the night of I attended a Zombie Dance party all by my lonesome dressed as the fabulous JEFFREE STAR in Zombie form&danced in the corner like the creep I am.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Pony Girl/Stay Gold

This sweet pony girl went out today bound for Buffalo NY to go live with a boy I used to know many moons ago who's never bought a piece of art in his life! That's what I like,art for my people not as a product.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

100 flights of fancy

When I came across Bamboo Cutting Boards for a $1@Ye Olde Christmas Tree Shop I thought to myself "These would be so great to paint on,I should by 100!"(So I did.) Seemingly endless Milk Maids,Mustache Rides,Glitter Beards,Unicorns,Rainbows,Lightning Bolts,Googlie Eyes,Rinestones&Porn Collages later...Now I'm thinking "Woah,I'm almost out of boards~what am I going to do next?!"

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ice cream dreams

I scream,you scream,we all scream! Not exactly subtle,but certainly a bit smother going down...
P.S. On the lookout for images of ladies enjoying,uh,dessert ;) that can be remixed for this series.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

New directions

I've been tweaking my art work in a bit of a new direction...leaving out so much text&a bit more to the imagination. Panties,hot pants&Ice Cream cones have been helpful in this venture...not that I'm changing the subject matter,just adding layers.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Downward facing Dog

Today was a suicide grey&unyeilding air thick with tears almost about to heave&sob wracked with utter&complete sadness what a waste youth&beauty destroyed&left for others to try and wash away doubts what if what if

Monday, June 6, 2011

Stop repressin' my artistical expression!

Again with the "WARNING!WARNING!YOUR ART IS A VIOLATION" (This time by the squares at Faceb**k,again.)Would this be the case if I were a man-or is it just because I choose to express images of powerful women exploding with sexual energy? Vagina art is evidently far more shocking that the traditional phallic route(one that I'm also very fond of,yet this is never a problem.) Well suck it Haters,I don't paint for your lame asses anyhow! I pulled all my art off that social net working sight&will now only be sharing with those who YOU,whom I appreciate greatly. xoxo me

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

JAPAN vs. Ultramegaquake&Tsunami Mami

I wanted to do something to support the people of Japan&all I can really do is get all artsy fartsy all up in the hizzy so that's what I did. Not sure what to do with it now but it's done! In the tradition of Godzilla battling his enemies against the Tokyo skyline...

Monday, March 21, 2011

Let them eat skate!

I painted these recently as a donation to help the children of Old Orchard Beach get a skate park built so they will shred instead of shooting up crack in to they eyeballs or having babies when they is babies. Grind your ollies out gnarly little dudes&dudettes!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

On the Verge...

FINALLY finished&sent in the Sketchbook Project 3,now off to Merchwhore (again) for Universal Order of Armageddon for what will hopefully be total awesomeness. How could it not be?* I'm Stoaked!

* How indeed...Colin could get caught in some Plague web of pukey&I could spend the last half of my trip hanging out with his folks. I was just lucky they are lovely people&put up with me! I did find my favorite new place to be:
The American Visionary Art Museum

Monday, January 10, 2011

More pages for the Sketchbook Project...

Mi Vida Loca

Lali the baby Goddess



All I want for Xmas are some Gold Front Teeth
The Deadline is coming up (1/15) so I've been working like a busy little beaver to fill up every last page with goodness! I'm even cleaning my shit up a bit so as not to bunch any panties...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Best Ever

I decided this blog thingie was becoming not so much about the art but more about things I liked&that influence me. So I started another to keep things real yo,that ones about things so this one can just be about art.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Bring it 2011

EXHALE/ANTIPODES/FREEWAY Multimedia on Canvas 2010
Pages 2&3 from "Happy Thoughts"Sketchbook
 HARPY EWE EARS! Living in the Land of Bad Babies&Long"DRY"Spells gives me plenty of time to work on various arts&crafts,the latest being the most recent round of the Sketchbook Project through the Brooklyn Art Library. I had contributed the Canvas Project 3 with a Triptic for the given words EXHALE,ANTIPODES&FREEWAY a few months back but this latest body of work is much more involved. I'm trying to recreate the look&feel of one of my many "Black Books" from years past...sketchbooks that traveled&lived with me. My subject title is "Happy Thoughts"&as usual that can mean many things...
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